A redhead's husband, being unhappy with her mood swings, buys her a mood ring for Valentine's Day so he would be able to monitor her many moods.
He discovered that when his lovely redhead is in a good mood, it turns green.
But...
When she is in a bad mood, it leaves a big f*&#*ing red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy her a diamond...
Until next time-
C
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