It is sometimes strange being a redhead (no sh** you say?). Where it can be most curious is with statements that occasionally fall from a man's mouth. It can be worse on the Internet where anonymity is protected.
Once, when I was out dancing with a group of college girlfriends, an unknown guy approaches me. He looks nice enough - clean cut. You know, the kind of guy who looks like you can take him home to meet your mother. I think he is about to ask me to dance, when he smiles and says,
"Wow. I love redheads. Would you like to go to my place and fu**?"
My girlfriends stand frozen, stunned. It pisses me off enough to want to slap him, but luckily hold my wits about me and reply,
"I'd rather take up yoga and learn to lick myself."
Shocked at my quick response, he chokes on to what to say next. My girlfriends explode in hysterical laughter. He apologizes for bothering me and walks away. What a little boy.
On what planet did he think that pick up line ever worked?
It wasn't the first or the last time guys would say stupidly offensive comments like:
"Are you a real redhead?"
(I am thinking....No, I am faking it along with my freckles, pale skin and orgasms.)
For the record: I am the real e v e r y t h i n g.
"Do the collar and cuff match?" or "Do the carpet and drapes match?"
(I am thinking...Do the brain cells in your penis and head match?)
"Do you like to fu**?"
(I am thinking ...Do you like little boys?)
"Prove you are a redhead!"
(I am thinking ... Do I burn your house down? Will that work?)
"Are you good in bed?"
(I am thinking ... I am good at snoring, farting, bed wetting - ANYTHING that will turn YOU off.)
I don't know where these guys think it will go after offending a redhead. We shift these boy-men to a certain category with the boys in school that throw rocks at girls, barf in the back of cars and pass out at public functions. They are to be avoided at all cost.
There are so many amazing comments a man can say, which will leave a redhead wanting more - possibly interested for a lifetime. I doubt any of the boy-men will stumble upon this redhead secret.
And I am not about to tell.
Until next time-
C
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Tags: Redheads, Stupid questions
