Ok, so I just have to post this:
Ap Breaking News
62-year-old Redding woman gives birth to 12th child
Friday, February 17, 2006
(02-17) 22:38 PST Redding, Calif. (AP) --
A 62-year-old woman gave birth Friday to a healthy 6-pound, 9-ounce baby boy, becoming one of the oldest women in the world to successfully bear a child.
The newborn is the 12th child of Janise Wulf, who's also a grandmother of 20 and great-grandmother of three.
So we are all reading it the same....ok I have to do it again:
Ap Breaking News
62-year-old Redding woman gives birth to 12th child
Friday, February 17, 2006
(02-17) 22:38 PST Redding, Calif. (AP) --
A 62-year-old woman gave birth Friday to a healthy 6-pound, 9-ounce baby boy, becoming one of the oldest women in the world to successfully bear a child.
The newborn is the 12th child of Janise Wulf, who's also a grandmother of 20 and great-grandmother of three.
I have my son for like the 14th day straight now, and with breakfasts, lunches, dinners, homework, snacks, laundry, dishes, managing his friends, sleep overs, taxi service, work, grocery shopping, swim lessons, bill paying, and the work that comes with his dog...I think I am going to collapse before my x husband comes to take him so I can get off this hamster wheel we call motherhood AND HE IS ONLY ONE. JAYSUS 62 years old and 12? Am I that lame?
Does her husband do her from behind while she is putting the laundry into the dryer? I mean when does she have time, energy or the inclination?
God, after 12 at 62 my belly would sag like a large bode bag around my thighs and my breasts would dangle so flat that the nipples would tuck under. Why can't this happen to men? I don't know, with every few thousand sperm they eject their balls should slowly stretch until, at 62 they hang like skin patches on the inside of their thighs - to about their knees. I'd like to see them have to tie themback to get them out of the way for sex.
Of course with men, they'd prolly figure out a way to turn those sagging, flat, floppy balls into some sort of sexual toy. Guys are better at this than we are. We call a plastic surgeon and see how much it will cost to "fix it", whereas men will incorporate it into some great bodily part that is a symbol of his sexuality. Men hate growing bald, yet Yule Brenner was one hell of a sexy man.
You know, I'd have more children via sex with a man all the time if he came with a house keeper, a nanny, a cook and a private trainer ... at the rate I pursue the opposite sex Brian will safely remain an only child.
Until next time-
C
