MALE SPEAK

ME:  Shi* I closed that window by accident
ME:  I was typing "you practically live in Mexico - so technically you already have run"...
R:     what?
ME:  I hit the CLOSE button instead of the SEND button - you satellite-making, engineer, braniac cuties never do things like that I guess..
R:     you and me in mexico?  :)
ME:  lol...speaking of...have I got the place for you to check out - hang on
R:     hang on to what?
ME:  http://www.haciendapetac.com/
ME:  you are a guy - you have lots to choose from to hang on to
ME:   but then, you don't need me to tell you that...
R:     well you are a good one
R:     i like the petac:)
ME:  considering we have never met - and you live almost in Mexico - that fantasy is an easy one
ME:   the place is cool huh?
ME:  I want to become a famous writer and buy it...lol
R:     oh yes...one could get lost there
ME:  prolly have to sleep with the Pres of Mexico to get access to it tho...lol...oh and my son started football this week for the first time
ME:  are you staring at the site?
R:     touch football i hope
ME:  nope
R:     yes
R:     tackle?
ME:  the web design is so great too
ME:  yes
R:    be careful...i do not recommend tackle football for boys
R:    how old is he?
ME:  I know...I am with you...this was my x husbands doing along with Brian wanting it...but we have a pro football player in this complex and Brian adores him...and he has been obsessed with being just like this neighbor...
ME:  10
ME:  but he is very big - and solid thick
ME:  he fits in my sweatshirts and tennis shoes
R:    :)
ME:  and is over 5 feet tall
ME:  he is going to be the size of a door
R:     lol
ME:  and he is absolutely loving it
R:     that's good
ME:  so what can I say?
R:     nothing now lol
ME:  its two against one and I actually think this is helping him a great deal
R:     well you can't argue that
ME:  he is a very physical kid anyways - I always have bruises
R:     i would say just keep a close eye on him physically, with check-ups and so forth
ME:  last night my x husband and his girlfriend took him to pizza after practice - she is raising two boys too - and my x said she and Brian were shoving and wrestling leaving the pizza parlor - laughing and laughing - they both fell down on the sidewalk and rolled - still laughing - my x says "Shi* - she's you, and there I was with two kids"
R:    the problem with football at that age is the body is still developing, bone/muscle growth is continuing...high impact activity is not the best
ME:  yeh well someone has to pick on the kid - he doesn't have siblings..lol
ME:  yeh but Brian loves that high impact stuff
R:     oh of course
ME:  he has run into me for fun and knocked me to the ground more times than I  can count
ME:  but R__, I have a strange gut feeling he was meant to do this
R:     well gut feelings are good
ME:  and the coaches already have a huge interest in him
R:     you're a good mom
ME:  it's easy - I have this great kid
R:     hey...take all the breaks you can get! :)
ME:  oh bite me
R:     absolutely
R:     ;)
ME:  it's funny because Brian loves all this very physical stuff ... we went to the fair and there was this phoneaccessory place. He stops and says, "Mom let's go in there"...so we did ... he picks out these pink accessories to change my phone to pink and hands them to me and says "Lets get these for you - they'll look cool for you"  (Of course I still had to buy them)
R:     i love it
ME:  that's this kid - he kills me  - and now I have this bright pink cell phone and pho-pink fur carrying case
R:     he will be a renaissance man
ME:  a girl some day is going to be crazy about him - I just hope he chooses well...
R:      yes...that is part of the rub
ME:  ahhh now that is a perfect way to put it and yes, and I need to find what it is I am suppose to do in this world so that when he leaves to move on with his great life, I have a seperate great one of my own....
R:     thank you...just running with my borrowed phrase...excuse me...hehehe
ME:  you are excused - you are kind so its easy to do...lol
ME:  besides ...  you "brainiac" guys get away with murder
R:     thank you...and you are the cute one
ME:  you've never seen me in the morning...
R:     you are cute period...its also the soul
R:     morning, day, night is irrelevant
ME:  its funny, I made that joke in front of Brian last Tuesday - we were brushing our teeth and I looked in the mirror and said "God Brian I look so tired and worn out. No wonder I am not married again"...and I laughed
R:     :(
ME:  Brian puts doen his brush - glares at me and leaves the bathroom ... I wipe my mouth and go after him saying, "What is the matter with you?" He says, "I don't like it when you say things like that."
R:       listen to your boy
ME:   I stood at his door and said, "Brian it was a joke"  He shoots back, "Well I don't think its funny!"  "Well son do you want me to have a boyfriend then?" "NO mom I don't". "Then, what?"  "I just think you are wonderful and don't like to hear you say that stuff"  Then I lightly cried and hugged him.
R:      :)
ME:   So now I can't joke that way...fuc*...first cigars...now this...
R:      fuc*?:)
ME:   yeh - PG version - I could just type f*** and you'd prolly have a hard on just reading it
R:      yes...75% ofthe word induced only a 3/4 salute ... lol
ME:   lol - you should be outside: 
R:     yeah...i'm gonna go swimming in a bit                              
ME:  oh I love to swim
R:     i will remember that
ME:  then I love Ireland too!
R:     i know that
R:     swimming in ireland?
R:     make sure you have a wetsuit
ME:  cold but fun I suppose
ME:  a WETSUIT??... cause I live for looking like a tasty snack for whales?
R:     i'll keep ya warm
ME:  yeh I bet I can guess how ... and I bet it doesn't include peeing in my suit...
R:     how so?
ME:  lol ... no comment - go swimming!
R:     ok!
ME:  have fun!                                                                 
R:     i will think of you swimming along with
ME:  hmmmmm sounds great
R:     ;)
ME:  :-D
R:      sure itwould feel great in this heat
ME:  yes - I am cleaning my place ... oi
R:      awww if you could jump in with me...until later, sexy                
ME:   bye satellite making man xo
R:     *kiss*