One morning a man walked up to his redheaded girlfriend and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up you could get rid of your baggy jeans."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with cold silence.
A week later the same man woke his redhead with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up you could get rid of your support bra."
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up more often, I could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool guy, and your boss."
