An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench sobbing with his face in his hands. A policeman noticed this, stopped and asked him if he was ok.

"Well," says the old fellow, "I just got married to a forty-five year old redhead. Every morning she makes me a wonderful breakfast and then we make love. In the afternoon she makes me a wonderful lunch and then we make love. At dinner time she makes me a wonderful supper and then we make love. At bedtime, she tucks me in and then we make love"

The policeman looks at the old man and says, "You shouldn't be crying! You should be the happiest man in the world!"

So the old man says, "I know! I'm crying because I don't remember where I live!"