Tuesday, May 30, 2006

AIRBORNE EARLY WARNING

Does everyone remember my term “Guydar”?

 

Guydar is a name I gave to the event when guys you haven’t heard from start contacting you again just as you are getting on with your life.  Guydar is a system that uses some sort of special guy frequency waves to detect, determine the distance or speed of which a female object of their affection is pulling away and target said female. Detection of another man by the guy is measured by the amount of interest the object of their affection’s frequency shifts off them.  Some sort of secret transmitter emits the “female is distracted” waves, which are reflected by the female target and detected by the x boyfriend, x husband, x lover, x dog etc (typically not in the same location). This transmission forces the guy to call, email or in some way begin contacting the target once again.

 

GUYDAR.

 

So John has a case of Guydar…

   

In a message dated 5/30/2006 7:22:51 A.M. Pacific Standard Time

 

Subject:  I am coming for you girl......

 

John_____@_____________.com writes:

 

I hope you will be there the weekend of 6/30 - 7/2.

  

John

VP - Controller

Investment Management Co.

 

So what’s your secret John?

 

C

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