The President, checking out three female escorts in a hotel lounge - a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead asked security to approach them with a question.
His security appraoched the women and starting with the blonde said, "That is the President of the United States over there. How much would it cost him to spend some time with you?"
The blonde replied, "Ummmm...wow....the President of what ...?... ummmm ... just $200 ... I think..."
To the brunette security asked the same question. Her reply was "$2200, a fur coat, and I don't want to file taxes this year."
Security then turned to the redhead, who spoke before they could ask, "If Mr. President over there can raise my skirt as high as my taxes, get my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of his as hard as the times, keep it as high as the gas prices, keep me warmer than my apartment, and screw me the way he has the public, then it won't cost him one penney."
