Two 40ish single girlfriends are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.  The redhead turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny for sex all the time?"  The other replies, "Oh sure I do."  The redhead asks, "What do you do about it?"  The other replies, "I suck a lifesaver." 

After a few moments, the redhead says, "Wanna drive me to the beach?"