FEMALE (MY) PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's classy, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows how to answer,"How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very best friend. AMEN.
MALE (HIS PROBABLE) PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn.
A whatever men.
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